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justlookatthosesausages:

anime-nerd05:

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

lesbiantasha:

for gay girls the definition of a “risky text” is sending literally any kind of compliment or positive message to any girl, anonymously or otherwise

Me: You looked really nice in that outfit today.

Girl: Thanks but I’m not gay.

Me: And? I’m not desperate.

We cant even be polite to other girls without them thinking we want their pussy… like I’m not being thirsty I’m being friendly, you ain’t no Rihanna so calm down lol

bisexy-legend:

Okay but like in Carol (2015) when Carol takes Therese to bed and she goes to turn off the lights and Therese whispers so softly “No, don’t, I wanna see you.” I’m always like

gerwoman:

rapper in a song: you know who this is!!

me: